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K.S. Engraving

Funny Plant Stakes for Houseplants - Engraved Wooden Plant Markers

Funny Plant Stakes for Houseplants - Engraved Wooden Plant Markers

$8.95 CAD
$8.95 CAD
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Add some personality to your houseplants with these funny engraved wooden plant stakes. Perfect for plant lovers, and anyone whose watering schedule is a little questionable.

Cut and engraved on 1/8" maple wood and sealed with a protective finish for longevity.

Details 
- 5" tall x 2.7" wide
- Laser engraved on 1/8" maple wood
- Sealed with a protective finish
- Designed for indoor plants
- Handmade in Canada

Customization Available
Choose from the available sayings or select the Custom Text option and enter your own personalized wording.
For best readability, custom text is recommended at 6 words or less.

Perfect For

- Plant Lover Gifts: A fun addition to any indoor plant
- Gag Gifts & Stocking Stuffers: The perfect small gift for family, friends and co-workers
- Indoor Plants: Use it as a funny plant marker or snarky plant sign to spice up your houseplant decor

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