Christmas Calories Don’t Count – Funny Santa Ornament

These funny adult Christmas ornaments are perfect for bringing laughter to your tree or gifting a cheeky surprise to friends and family. Whether you’re looking to spice up your decor or add a playful twist to a stocking stuffer, they’re guaranteed to spark smiles and conversation all season long.

Each ornament features a three-layer 3D design, laser-engraved and cut from maple and white engineered wood, backed with red mirrored acrylic for a festive shine, finished with a brown faux suede rope and white pearl bead.

Size: Approx. 3" round × 1/4" thick
Packaging: Individually wrapped and ready for gifting

Please note: natural variations in wood grain and color make every ornament one-of-a-kind.

Perfect for stocking stuffers, gag gifts, or adding a playful touch to your own holiday decor.